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DEMOCRACY 101

Dear China,

Australia is a democracy.

China is not.

Understand that you are in no position, and never will be, to demand some right to dictate to us what we may watch, what we may read, or what we may listen to.

We already have our very own homegrown fuckwit who’s been giving that one a flogging for quite some time now.

Therefore, may we respectfully request that you kindly pull your heads in and go fuck yourselves.

P.S By the way, we do appreciate all the cash you’ve been forking out for our rocks the last few years. Thanks a bunch.

This entry was posted on July 14, 2009 at 11:47 pm and is filed under Politics, Shameless Hypocrisy . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to “DEMOCRACY 101”

  1. reb Says:
    July 15, 2009 at 1:52 am

    And thanks for giving us sweet n’ sour pork.

    Reply
  2. Ross Sharp Says:
    July 15, 2009 at 2:23 am

    Fuckin’ A, Reb.

    Reply
  3. clubwah Says:
    July 15, 2009 at 8:01 am

    Apart from mining exports, sweet n’ sour pork, gunpowder and noodles, what have the Chinese ever done for us?

    Reply

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