SMELLY TONGUES AT WORDPRESS

by Ross Sharp

I have a new mouth to flap about in. 

I’ll leave the old one where it is for now. I did consider importing all the posts from there to here, but figured I’d wind up with a whole bunch of formatting and display problems, so decided against it … 

And I’m still not too sure about this template and layout, so that may change. Maybe. Maybe not. 

But for now,  and as a way to ease gently into the proceedings here, may I present a couple of brief entertainments for your viewing and listening pleasure on this otherwise crappy weather Friday afternoon …

Our introductory short this session is this brief clip from Ricky Gervais for his new project (in production), “Cemetary Junction” featuring Ralph Fiennes

Now, settle back, and brace yourself for thrills, spills and action aplenty with today’s supporting feature from Garrison Dean, “2012: It’s A Disaster”, featuring more of everything that could possibly go wrong in the world all in the one movie and several times over all at once! …

(Intermission: Please visit our candy bar for a selection of vastly over-priced confections that are all just a hair away from their expiry dates and contain more chemicals than Chernobyl.)

And now! Welcome to today’s main event! …

With an all-star cast including Steve McQueen, William Holden, Laurence Olivier, Clint Eastwood, Rock Hudson, Elizabeth Taylor, Peter O’Toole, Humphrey Bogart, Fred Astaire, Orson Welles, Gene Kelly, James Cagney, Cary Grant, Burt Lancaster and a galaxy of others, Smelly Tongues is proud to present this encore screening of … Commander Putney’s, “The Passenger” (with music from Iggy Pop) …

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