TONGUES IN BRIEF
by Ross Sharp
1. If you’re going to run a two-week long sports carnival somewhere every four years, it kinda sorta makes a whole buncha sense to hold it someplace where there seems to be a carnival every other weekend and not some windy urban shithole, ya reckon? Discuss.
2. This man is a fuckwit. Discuss.
3. Browsing through an online magazine, one comes across this heading, “Naked Female Zombies Running in Slow Motion”. Why would you not click it? Discuss.
2. I hate the human race. Please kill me. Discuss.