by Ross Sharp

Given the recent outrage generated both here and in the United States by an allegedly racist television commercial for Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Australasian Melon Growers Association and Share Croppers Union have now scrapped plans for their own commercial after concerns were raised about its content.

Smelly Tongues has been fortunate enough to be the sole media outlet in possession of a copy of the commercial which we can now share with you …