HUGE MEN IN SKIRTS

by Ross Sharp

According to Massachusetts’ “pro-family” action group Mass Resistance, huge men in skirts are gleefully peeing with wild and carnal abandon in the public toilets of the American nation, and in the women’s toilets no less.

Ever mindful of their onerous responsibilities to maintain and enforce righteous moral standards across the breadth of God’s chosen land, Mass Resistance bravely elected to hang around a toilet door at a transgender conference recently to document the outrageous horrors being perpetrated upon the porcelain …

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