80 years today.
Still firin’ on all cylinders.
I could watch Clint movies all day. He’s so calming. Even when he’s firing bullets into people’s heads.
I love it when Clint puts a bullet in a head.
I squirt a little wee of joy.
Don’t tell anyone, but Clint sometimes makes me do a girl squirt. And I don;t think I’m alone in that.
Maybe I should have entitled this post, “Still Squirtin’ After All These Years” …
In this world there’s two types of people my friend, those with loaded guns and those who dig.
Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 metres. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
A man’s gotta know his limitations
I’m coming out. Any man I see out there, I’m gunna shoot him. Any sumbitch ttakes a shot at me, I’m not only gunna kill him, but I’m gunna klill his wife, all his friends and burbn his damn house down
Get offa my lawn!
Happy birthday, Toughest Dude Ever.
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