NATIONAL ANDREW BOLT IS A DICKHEAD DAY!

by Ross Sharp

Sponsored by Crikey’s First Dog on the Moon, June 3rd is officially National Andrew Bolt is a Dickhead Day!

Wear a purple ribbon tomorrow to celebrate National Andrew Bolt is a Dickhead Day! Join the Facebook page! Buy the t-shirt!

Invite your new barbarian, feral, warmist, hateful leftie, greenie friends to celebrate National Andrew Bolt is a Dickhead Day with oodles of alcopops and a drooly thumbing over of a Bill Henson catalogue!

Make friends with a Mooslim!

Shake hands with a dark person!

Eat a curry!

Grow a beard!

It’s NATIONAL ANDREW BOLT IS A DICKHEAD DAY!!!!!!1! …

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