by Ross Sharp

Busier than a maggot on a corpse right now, but not so busy I could let Gerard Henderson’s paranoid dickheadery of today go unremarked upon, and so …

Dear Editor (SMH),

The more that commentators like Gerard Henderson continue to insist the Greens are a party of proto-communist Stalinist despots just champing at the bit to sell gay whale heroin to the kiddies and mandate compulsory worship of the green fairies under the magic mushrooms, the more I’m inclined to vote for them. Thanks for the heads-up, Gerard.

Ross Sharp

For Gerard’s next trick, something about Green “death panels” perhaps …