BABY, BABY, BABY, OH!
by Ross Sharp
One whole dollar a week!!!?!#@%$$!!!!!!! …
We’ll all be ROONED!
The chorus of outraged squeals that has accompanied this announcement has been so pants-wettingly hysterical, I’m beginning to think a more apt choice for a new Australian flag right now just might be a soiled nappy.
Run that up a flagpole and see who salutes.