DICKS
by Ross Sharp
As per my previous post, I managed to calm down sufficiently enough by lunchtime after reading Sady Doyle’s piece at Salon about John Boehner’s push to redefine rape to put a few brief words together and post them at Groupthink …
My penis has never been anywhere it wasn’t invited to go.
It’s a well-behaved penis, my penis is.
It doesn’t whip itself out at inappropriate moments and try to stick itself inside a girl just because a girl happens to be nearby.
That would be rude.
When I’ve been in a relationship, there were times when I’d felt like putting my penis inside the girl I was with and moving it around some, but the girl wasn’t up for it, so I didn’t. And sometimes, the girl I was with would want me to put my penis inside her and move it around some, but I didn’t feel like it. Sometimes, people would rather just get a good night’s sleep. Maybe read a book.
There’s some people though, they’d put their penis inside a woodpile and move it around some just on the odd chance there might be a warm snake inside.
Or a chipmunk.
I’ve never fucked a chipmunk.
How about you?
Read the rest of this post at Groupthink …
UPDATE 03/02/11: Alternet’s Lauren Kelly on the Republican pro-rape movement.
UPDATE 04/02/11: Kristen Schaal with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show (there’s “rape” and then there’s “rape rape” and then there’s “rape with benefits” ).
SMELLY TONGUES 
Look, I doubt that you can teach these pricks a thing or two, but email ’em and tell them thanks for the tip and that you’ll be buying up wire coat hanger stocks like there’s no tomorrow which there probably isn’t for most of the filthy whores who’ll be using them.
http://governor.state.tx.us/contact/
lance@lancekinzer.com
Yeah, doubt that rich, white men with a massive sense of entitlement would listen to anyone but for other rich, white men with a massive sense of entitlement.
Reckon so, AJ.