IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

by Ross Sharp

And I feel fine …

I might get a curry and bottle of wine and watch the last episode of “The Walking Dead” again.

So I’ll expect I’ll be asleep on the couch by 10pm, and I’ll never know what hit me.

UPDATE: For tips on preparing for the apocalypse, please visit Zombie Apocalypse Preparation on Facebook. The Zombie Apocalypse Anticipation Party of Australia appears to the mob we’ll all be joining soon, and though we may all wind up being lost souls in Hell, that’s no good reason to treat those less fortunate than ourselves with insensitivity, so I do recommend boning up on some manners with the fine folk over at People for the Unethical Treatment of Zombies.

HAVE A HAPPY APOCALYPSE, EVERYONE!

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