THIS SMELLY LIFE
by Ross Sharp
Yesterday, I briefly considered posting about the Liberal Party’s citizenship spokesperson Teresa Gambaro and her comments on funny-smellin’ foreign people who don’t stand in line proper.
And then I thought to myself (for I cannot really think to another), “I don’t really want to invest an hour of my time trying to lampoon the brainfart of a fuckwit. I have work to do” …
… for the IT people have fucked everything up again, and now I have six months of data to input into an obsolete database in the space of a week and a half in order to meet a deadline.
That’s my life right now.
You see, funny-smellin’ foreign people aren’t quite the priority for most of us most of the time, if, that is, foreign people are funny-smellin’, which I seriously doubt, for …
WE. HAVE. WORK. TO. DO.
Unlike Teresa Gambaro, who appears to have fuck all to do with her day but make shit up and piss people off just so they won’t forget she’s there …
“Yoo-hoo!”, hollers Teresa over the back fence, “Remember me? I’m important! Listen to this! … ”
Not worth the effort.