by Ross Sharp

A friend emails …

“I had a weird dream about you last night. You were besotted by this woman, who seemed very sweet and kind, but she was an actual monster devil thing and I was the only one who could see it. She’s already killed off several other men in the house by various means, one with a mallet and the others in some other horrendous manner which I cannot now remember. I was telling these other girls who were living there, God knows who they were, that this woman was evil, but no one would believe me, including you. Then the devil woman said something terrible to you, and the next morning you went and topped yourself.”

“Ross, Mitt Romney is President, Tony Abbott is Prime Minister and Scarlett Johannson is a man”.

That might do it.