TONGUE OF THE DAY

by Ross Sharp

Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report

“Mr. Trump — I will write you a check for $1 million from Colbert Super PAC to the charity of your choice … if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth. But this dipping must be to my, and more importantly, my balls’ satisfaction. Nothing would make me happier than to write this check. And nothing would make America happier than having something going into your mouth instead of coming out.”

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