WEASELS RIPPED MY EMAIL

by Ross Sharp

I have just received an email which contains these phrases, acronyms, and words …

WCM.
WGT.
Granular.
Innovative, transformational.
Leverage best practices.
Maximize scale.
Optimum efficiency.
KPIs.
Smart Content triangle.
Data enrichment.
(Insert name) will champion this activity as VP, Operations
WCM, WGT Content Technology.
Milestones.
GR, PD, VP.
RCT, ECT, PLCT.
Solidifying our near-term objectives.
Cutting-edge, market-leading products and services.
Crack the Smart Content nut.
Delight our customers.
Content Strategy Framework.
Smart Content roadmap.
Smart Content journey.
Competitive intelligence.
Content-enabled services.
Smart Content journey.
Robust roadmap.
Art of the possible.
Smart Content constituents.
Our “game plan” for Smart Content.

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