NOT DEAD, ONLY RESTING
by Ross Sharp
It is end of financial year here at Global Corps Inc.©™, and so I do currently find myself in a swampy swamp of mucky spreadsheets, reconciliations, and stupid questions from cockwalloping fudpuckers who keep fucking things up for everybody else, and making my life a hazy haze of enduring confusions, ill vapours and frenzied fevres of the mind.
“How did that error work out, Ross?”, asks the Manager.
“We fixed it”, I say.
“Yes. We fixed it. We’re fixers. We fix things”, I say, giving myself a fit of the giggles.
“What?”, asks the Manager.
“Never mind”, I say.
This mob wouldn’t know if Groucho Marx were up them sideways with a feather duster. They’d probably think “The Dead Parrot Sketch” was a customer service training video and take notes.
Normal service shall resume shortly.
Do stay tuned.