HAIR OF DICKHEAD
by Ross Sharp
I have been ill for most of the week, and now I am not.
Normal service shall resume next week. Perhaps.
However, I am in an intolerant frame of mind (illness will do that), and feel a need to say something, and this is it …
CAN WE HAVE AN END NOW PLEASE TO THE “SLAP-ME-I-AM-A-PREENING-WANKER HIPSTER BEARD FASHION THING” AS IT HAS NOW BECOME FAR TOO BLOODY SILLY FOR WORDS AND IS BEGINNING TO GIVE ME THE BOWL-SHATTERING SHITS EVERY TIME I SEE ONE THANK YOU VERY MUCH GOODBYE AND HAVE A NICE WEEKEND.
FUCK OFF YOU.