SMELLY TONGUES

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TONGUE OF THE DAY

The Australian Sex Party do good …

George Pell would not approve. Tom Lehrer on the other hand …

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WOULD YOU BUY A CAR FROM THIS MAN?

I probably would …

A COMMERCIAL I’D LIKE TO SEE …

Over at Groupthink, Tongues indulges in a little wishful thinking on a matter of advertising

A living room.

A young woman (20’s/30’s) sits on a sofa looking more than a little irritably “meh”. Her partner walks into view behind the sofa, gives her a quick kiss, and exits the living room saying to the woman, “Won’t be long” …

Read the rest of this post at Groupthink

TONGUE OF THE DAY

From The Arab American Institute

STEREOTYPES

Given the recent outrage generated both here and in the United States by an allegedly racist television commercial for Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Australasian Melon Growers Association and Share Croppers Union have now scrapped plans for their own commercial after concerns were raised about its content.

Smelly Tongues has been fortunate enough to be the sole media outlet in possession of a copy of the commercial which we can now share with you …

HERESIES!!

Oh, for fuckity-fuck-fuck’s fucking sake, why don’t they just call the fucking thing “Cream Cheese Vegemite” and be fucking done with it?!?!

I swear to Christ, the older I get, the more I see shit like this dressed up and presented as some sort of news of fucking import, makes me hope I die in my fucking sleep every time I go to fucking bed.

It’s black shit in a fucking jar with yellow shit mixed in and you fucking eat it, that’s all.

The fuck should anyone fucking care?

Jesus fucking Christ.

Please kill me.

OI!

From today’s Sydney Morning Herald

AUSTRALIA’s search for a new identity to match New Zealand’s successful ”100% Pure” and South Africa’s ”Rainbow Nation” brands will see the Government put up $20 million to find it.

Here’s my suggestion –

“AUSTRALIA – WE’RE FULL OF IT”

Multimedia mogul colourNomovement has most generously provided a stunning visual campaign which embodies all those things that made and still makes this nation well and truly full of its fucking self …

UPDATE: Thanks to colourNomovement for the great clip!