NAME THE FUCKING BIRD

The feathered creature shown above recently adopted a friend of mine in Sydney by flying into her home, and despite her best efforts to locate its owner over the past few weeks, she has now decided to keep the seed-eating little fucker.

However, she is unsure of what to call it.

My suggestion of “Slugger” was quietly, but firmly ignored.

And so, I shall hereby turn the fucking matter over to whoever reads this blog and ask for suggestions as to what the fuck this fucking bird should be fucking called …