SMELLY TONGUES

Beyond the soft palate

UNSPEAKABLE

Shameless.

TONGUE OF THE DAY

Would you?

The late Alan Clark, Tory historian and amoral wit, once drew up a list of the occasions on which it is permissible to employ the word fuck in polite society. One of his examples was, “What the fuck was that?” as uttered by the mayor of Hiroshima.

Yes, you probably would.