DON LOGAN DOES 7.30
by Ross Sharp
Your Manager has asked you a question.
You only have one thing to do.
Answer it.
If you do not know the answer to the question, you will say, “I do not know the answer, but I will ask someone who may, and get back to you as soon as possible.”
Federal Treasurer Scott Morrison, who has an honours degree in Applied Economic Geography and was once Managing Director of Tourism Australia and who is now Federal Treasurer for reasons which escape us all was asked a question recently on the issue of “marriage equality”, and he would not answer it. He was asked the question six times, and he did not answer six times, refusing to answer, whereupon he spoke of words being used being different from the words he was using, and how his words were better.
Your Manager has asked you a question.
I do not like that question, you say, and I will not answer it.
Oh, your Manager responds. Oh. You will need to start looking for another job then, your Manager informs you. As of now.
Oh.
Shit.
You only had one thing to do.
You did not do it, and made yourself look a right cunt …
“Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes. You got some fuckin’ neck ain’t you? Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? What you think this is the Wheel of Fortune? You really think I’m gonna have that, ya ponce? All right, I’ll make it easy for you. It’s not a difficult question, are you gonna answer it, yes or no? Quite frankly your attitude appals me. It’s not what you’re saying. It’s all this stuff you’re not saying. Insinnuendos, you fucking Dr White honkin’ jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! Not this fucking time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way! No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way!”
“Mr. Morrison?”, says Leigh Sales.
“Yes, Leigh”, says Scott.
“You look a right cunt”.
SMELLY TONGUES 
Wow, your on fire…Keep it up..
Unfortunately I can’t afford to pay you a dollar a word (reply to previous comment I made) I’m on a pension, you know one of those bludgers sucking on the taxpayer while I have zillions of dollars in super (HA). Unlike our over paid politicians, who are fucking clueless, the fuckwits who leave Parliament are paid off in the private sector,(services rendered thank you) or receive obscene pensions or, overseas postings all sucking on the taxpayers teet.
I read somewhere today that Tony Abbott should be given an overseas posting in the UK? Didn’t this cretin cause enough embarrassment in Australia. How about him shirt fronting somewhere else, Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Ethiopia, Iraq, or even Wales they’d fucking love him there, last about ten minutes in the Valleys Boyo.
Okay, you can have the words for free. A new thing any minute now.
Well it’s not rocket science, if someone wont answer a question the answer is what bodes least well for the askee.
So:
Do you oppose gay marriage? Silence (yes).
Should police be shooting anti-racist demonstrators? Silence (yes).
Should politicians salaries be cut to help the economy? Silence (no).
Simple ain’t it?